FYV’s Holiday Gift Guide: Day 5

Welcome to FY Volcanoes’ holiday gift guide. Every day, from now until December 25, this blog will feature the very best (??) in volcano giftware.

This pillow is one of the classiest (read: pricey) items featured in the gift guide this year, which means FYV’s humanoid administrator will simply be admiring it from afar this unemployed holiday season rather than snuggling it in person.